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Gallery Guide

I'm afraid it's a fake

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"Easy, guys. There's a better way to find out who painted it."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"Would you like one of our experts to come and tell you what you think of it?"

"His paintings are better than they look."

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Selfie

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Wagging Dog

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Children's Art Show.

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."