Cultural Intrigue Gifts

'You rang?'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

"It's a plant based solution."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

In The Bastille

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

Mexican with Cowboy Boots

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"What do you mean there's a 'New World Order' and you and Russia are at the top of it?"

Iran, Russia and Turkiye meets

The secrets of corporations plant location needs.