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'You rang?'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

"It's a plant based solution."

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

In The Bastille

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

Shoe shinespit shine.

Kiss me I'm Turkish.

Mexican with Cowboy Boots

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

The secrets of corporations plant location needs.

"What do you mean there's a 'New World Order' and you and Russia are at the top of it?"