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'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"It's a plant based solution."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'You rang?'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

In The Bastille

Uber Files

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

'Corporate Affairs Department'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'