Business Intrigue T-Shirts

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

"It's a plant based solution."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'You rang?'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

UN agreements.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Uber Files

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

In The Bastille

"Tell "you know who" about "you know what.""

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

'Corporate Affairs Department'

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'

'Tiptoe it by legal.'