Cultural Thinker Gifts

Thinking Man Anxieties

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Six Thinking Hats

Unanimous voting.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.