'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'
Cultural Theorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a cultural theorist? Discover witty, thought-provoking items that reflect their analytical mind and love for cultural critique. Our collection offers a smart, humorous twist on their intellectual pursuits, making your gift not just thoughtful but also conversational.
Honoré de Balzac
The height of fashion in 1796
"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
Wifi in Hell
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"
"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
"Hipsters"
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"Say 'eh.'"
"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"
Search for Rare Bitcoin
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.
'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'
"Now that was post-modern sex."
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
Cultural Theorist Gifts Collection
Cultural Theorist Mugs
Looking for a witty mug for the cultural theorist? Explore our collection of clever designs perfect for sparking debates over coffee.
Cultural Theorist Pillows
Need a cozy gift with a witty edge? Our pillows are ideal for adding a touch of humor and insight to any space.
Cultural Theorist Prints
Decorate their study or office with prints that showcase the humor and depth of cultural theory, perfect for any enthusiast.
Cultural Theorist T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt that captures the critical spirit of the cultural theorist in your life, blending humor with intellect.