Art Thinker Gifts

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

Alien David statue

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Eureka!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.