Cultural Thinker Pillows

Thinking Man Anxieties

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unanimous voting.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Six Thinking Hats

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'