Society And Culture Thinker Pillows

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Censorship is killing free society.

Caution Bullet Ahead

Have you drugged your child today?

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Emile Durkheim

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

Your problem is you lack committment.

Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.

Death Penalty debate.

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

Flights Out of Afghanistan

Marriage a la Mode - Toilette scene.

I got an A in despair.

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

The world is coming to an end again.