Society And Culture Thinker Mugs

Last night my mother asked me when I'm going to change my name to yours. Tell your mother that a woman named Lance is a bad idea, Gloria.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Intelligent Sexual Design

Censorship is killing free society.

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Caution Bullet Ahead

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Have you drugged your child today?

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'

'I'm sorry Sir, no menus...there is concern that choice might be mistaken for discrimination.'

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

Emile Durkheim

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

Pet Shop. Invisible Dog Fence. How Orwellian can you get?

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

Your problem is you lack committment.

Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.

Flights Out of Afghanistan

Death Penalty debate.

I got an A in despair.

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

Marriage a la Mode - Toilette scene.

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."