Religion And Society Thinker Mugs

'Yes. I do know the European ruling on wearing religious symbols, but...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Get an afterlife!'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"How long has he been missing?"

Censorship is killing free society.

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

"Oh that's a missionary school."

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Johnny and Moloch

Evolution of God. . .

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

Church: 'We reserve the right to refuse salvation to anyone.'

Emile Durkheim

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

Savings/Saviour's Bank.

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

Miraculous Architecture

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"