Presentation Pillows

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Any questions?'

Teacher at a blank blackboard.

Boring meeting

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'You don't appreciate anything I do...like this PowerPoint presentation listing all the things I do that you don't appreciate.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

'I'm on a strict diet... so no pie charts.'

Female Boss 6

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

Blue sky thinking

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"Whatever you're about to say, I disagree with most of it."

"Before I launch into our boring financial report, I want to review my truly awesome gym workout stats!"

"It's a flow chart."

"I just got the joke that she made during the presentation."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.