Drug Representative Pillows

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Therapy in L.A.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

How To Spot A Politician

"Wow, we're doing great."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

John Lewis

'How do I get to the House of Representatives?' 'Just follow the straight and narrow till election day, and then veer sharply left.'