Report Card Spinner Gifts

"The D's stand for 'dandy,' Mom, and the C means 'copacetic.'"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

The Fourth Little Pig

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Iris Murdoch

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Always a bigger fish.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Günter Grass

Isabel Allende

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Storm in a magic lamp.

Fish or Cut Bait

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Best Seller

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'