Report Card Wrangler Gifts

'Hold it, Dad! Before you go ballistic, let's not forget who's your 'ace in the hole' in the computer department!'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

Profit Cowboy

Tax - Random Audit

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

"While it's true most of my grades have gone down, most were on low volume."

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

Internet Sales Tax

"There is no complaint department, Robert."

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."