Report Card Collector Gifts

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

'Hey Doreen - Justin has got 95% for truancy!'

'Kevin! You should have more sense than to bring your father a good report card.'

'Have you seen this report card? 'Not only is he the most badly behaved boy in his class, but he also has a good attendance record.''

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"It's a report card, not a credit card -- you don't get cash back."

"I was feeling bad about my report card until I found one of yours in the attic."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Mistakes were made...'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

"It may not be a good report card but I'm working with the genes you dealt me."

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'