Report Card Reviewer Gifts

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Wow, great marks. Don't tell Daddy - he already suspects you're not his.'

"It may not be a good report card but I'm working with the genes you dealt me."

'I haven't had any good grades since my wisdom tooth was pulled.'

'Mistakes were made...'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"It's my school report, I've redacted the bits that might make you feel uncomfortable."

"You can't bribe me with money for good grades! I want a credit card!"

"Don't forget, I can access the school's archives to find out what your grades were."

"Are you sure you didn't just take my answers out of context?"

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'Daddy's going to know who you are, son.'

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

Kid to dad: 'I want a jury trial.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."