Report Card Escapist Gifts

'Mom says she's too busy to read anything right now so I'll just sign her name to my report card.'

Ethics exam cheater.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I didn't do well in geography. I guess you had to be there.'

'I'm the smartest one in the bottom group.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not again!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'I got an 'A' in abstinence.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

Rudloph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Goes Down in History.

Exam Questions Foretold