Report Card Achiever Gifts

"Of course I'm motivated to do well. I wouldn't survive summer school."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

The Bookworm

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Let's Celebrate

"I need to clone myself."

'He's a real high flyer!'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'That's your report card and might I add you need to try a little harder.'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

Employee of the Month - male.

Graduate.

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'