Report Card Overachiever Gifts

'That's your report card and might I add you need to try a little harder.'

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Genius Envy

"I need to clone myself."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'He's a real high flyer!'

Too big to fail

'They're a very successful family.'

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"You're late, Myers!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

Office Task Map

Test preps, PSATs, SATs, AP courses, community service, 3 sports, 2 clubs and chorus

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'