Academic Overachievers Gifts

Concerned that their teenagers weren't studying for their SATs, the Moxleys hired an actor to panhandle on the street near their house.

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"I was finally able to capture all my angst in writing. Then it became a required college textbook. Now, I have brand new angst."CS561041

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Overjumpers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Exam

U of Debt

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'What's play?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

His Master's Thesis.

"I lettered in spelling."

Super Student

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Genius Envy

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

GCSEs