Academic Underachievers Gifts

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Overjumpers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Exam

'What's play?'

U of Debt

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

His Master's Thesis.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Super Student

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Genius Envy

GCSEs

"I lettered in spelling."

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'