Remote Rally Director Gifts

Two men at the park, one with a remote control boat and the other with a remote control mine.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Smile

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Busking during a pandemic

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Just Married

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

The rally driver's breakfast

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

Employee of the Month

Bus rally tour

Incentive

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

"Oh Lord - get me out of here."

'No... I didn't say 'left right'... I said 'left, right?''

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

Onward

'The only time we're intimate is when I try wrestling the remote away from him.'

Before we continue... Jackson, please ask your father to put on a bathrobe. Cierra, I still can't see you. Try wuping the hummus off of your camera."

Man Runs to the Television to Zap it Off.

'I don't mind you being on the furniture, but go for the remote one more time...'

Rally dust decorating $100 - Hand wash $5

"I'm heading into the office to do a 'remote' Zoom meeting. I can't do it at home, it's a tip."