Virtual Rally Navigator Gifts

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

Smile

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Arcarde Patrol

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Young MacDonald

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Ascend, Collins."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Office Rage.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

The rally driver's breakfast

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"I'm from the agency. . ."

Bus rally tour

GOAT PATH

Forney, Davidson, Lattimore and Mott, a Complicated Relationship

Incentive

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."

"And now... we nap."

Keep her steady!

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"

"I've got great calves from always walking it back."