Virtual Rally Enthusiast Gifts

'You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Arcarde Patrol

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'What's he on?'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

With and without a starter.

'And it's a photo finish!'