Virtual Rally Navigator Mugs

"You've spent more on virtual rallying than you would have rallying."

Smile

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Arcarde Patrol

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Young MacDonald

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Office Rage.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"Ascend, Collins."

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

The rally driver's breakfast

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

"I'm from the agency. . ."

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"I just can't be with someone who's never been digitized."

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

"And now... we nap."

Forney, Davidson, Lattimore and Mott, a Complicated Relationship

Incentive

GOAT PATH

Keep her steady!

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"