Remote Hog Gifts

A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"I really got used to working from home."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Interactive TV news.'

"God, I love this show!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

"I am a control freak."

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

"Sky, sir?"

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Pop-up neighborhood

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''