Remote Hog Mugs

A man watching television sees that the Apathy channel has been canceled due to a lack of interest.

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"I really got used to working from home."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Interactive TV news.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"I am a control freak."

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

"Sky, sir?"

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Pop-up neighborhood

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

Remote controlled jester.