Reluctant Returner Gifts

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Airline concerns.

I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'This getting fit is killing me.'

Trying to get kids into sports

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

"The doctor said jogging would 'add ten years to your life...' He was right - I feel ten years older...!!"

'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

"Baldo, I need you to take this out to the dumpster."

'I went jogging this morning - actually got as far as the front gate!'

Knowing that he was holding yesterday's 7 million lottery ticket,,,

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."