Reluctant Returner Pillows

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Airline concerns.

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

'This getting fit is killing me.'

Trying to get kids into sports

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

"The doctor said jogging would 'add ten years to your life...' He was right - I feel ten years older...!!"

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

"Baldo, I need you to take this out to the dumpster."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

'I went jogging this morning - actually got as far as the front gate!'

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'I love Saturdays. . . why couldn't this happen on Monday and ruin a work day?'