Reluctant Relaxers Gifts

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"First break since 1996!"

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"I'm not a big fan of fresh air and sunshine, but it beats helping dad clean out the basement."

'I do more than I want, but it's always less than I should.'

Sweeping under the carpet