Reluctant Relaxers Gifts

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

"First break since 1996!"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

"I'm not a big fan of fresh air and sunshine, but it beats helping dad clean out the basement."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'I do more than I want, but it's always less than I should.'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."