Reluctant Fashionista Pillows

Nothing really changed. He still hated shopping.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"My art speaks for itself."

Why men hate shopping.

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"How weird is it?"

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'Humph Punks!'

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

'I'd rather be wearing a plain white t-shirt.'

Fears

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."