Unfashionable Fashionistas Pillows

"How weird is it?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Besties Photo

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'They're pinching my toes!'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Too dressy?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Tank color choices.

Salad Hat

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

We have skule clothes.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

Bathing suit.