Unfashionable Fashionistas Gifts

"How weird is it?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Besties Photo

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Too dressy?'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Do-over

We have skule clothes.

Tank color choices.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Salad Hat

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Bathing suit.

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!