Rebellious Fashionista Pillows

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'