Reluctant Communicator Pillows

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

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'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Summer Reading

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'Who cares where Waldo is?'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

'Living together might work out, Randy, but I could never comply with a whole MARRIAGE!'

The Imperfect Hostess

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."

"Say, Honey, I forgot to tell you that the Snootmyers called...they'll be over for drinks in twenty minutes!"

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

"Baldo, I need you to take this out to the dumpster."

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."