Reluctant Talker Pillows

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

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'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

Man Readig Paper

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

Summer Reading

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'Living together might work out, Randy, but I could never comply with a whole MARRIAGE!'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"Next up is Alex's dad who's going to tell us all about the job that he has and feels desperately trapped in."

"We just weren't compatible.Her body-clock was telling her to settle down and have kids,and mine was telling me that the pub was open."

"Frank's trying to outreach to people who only come to the library to use the washroom!"