Reluctant Caretaker Pillows

'I'm glad she's relaxed, but I'm pretty stressed out.'

Golfing Boss

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Egg Buggy

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Mental To-Do List

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"I'm training him to do chores."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

'I'm too old to be a grandfather!'

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Burning the midnight oil again?

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"I can catch up with all the chores my wife wants done over the Labor Day weekend."

"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."

'Relax Bob. You're among friends.'

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

'I was placed under house arrest for not doing housework.'

"Honey, I really admire your dedication to your practice, but we need to talk about how much of your work you bring home with you."

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"John's never been a fan of the static caravan."

"Baldo, I need you to take this out to the dumpster."