Religious Study Graduation Pillows

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"The hyenas started it."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Thomas Cranmer

Finger puppets in church.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

The Assumption of Mary

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"Better get out a press release this has nothing to do with Catholicism."

Moses as a mobster.

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

"The amendments are coming next week!"

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."