Religious Study Graduation Mugs

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Thomas Cranmer

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Better get out a press release this has nothing to do with Catholicism."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Finger puppets in church.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

Moses as a mobster.

"The amendments are coming next week!"

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."