
'No, anything not specifically prohibited is NOT necessarily okay!'
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'No, anything not specifically prohibited is NOT necessarily okay!'
'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Guess who brought king cake!"
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"The hyenas started it."
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.
'Yes, all at once!'
'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'
"It's cool – God told us to!"
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"
"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."
The World's Biggest Book Club
"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"
"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."
'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."
'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'
"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."
'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'
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