Religious Cartoon Appreciator Pillows

"How are you fixed for sandals?"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Finger puppets in church.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

Jesus and the Peeps

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

Baby Bird

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

Transplant delivery

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

"Nebraska's congressional delegation hard at work..."

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Which father is the father?'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'