Religious Cartoon Appreciator Mugs

"How are you fixed for sandals?"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Finger puppets in church.

Jesus and the Peeps

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Baby Bird

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

Transplant delivery

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Nebraska's congressional delegation hard at work..."

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

'Which father is the father?'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'