Heavenly Cartoon Admirer Mugs

You don't need to say "now I've seen everything" all the time. We get the whole omniscient thing.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Nuts to you, too."

Gooseberry Fool...

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Nun Fight.

Fist Bumper Cars

Cricket Accidents.

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Fall of Gnome

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Snowyphus