Spiritual Cartoon Aficionado Mugs

Weather forecast in heaven: Cloudy.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"You don't see much in the way of rioting and looting when an unarmed white man is killed by the police."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

NHS Suicide Counselling

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

Blame the Victims

Feet Off the Ground

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

Transplant delivery

Money or no money, root of all evil?

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Battery Farm Housing

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."