Religion Comics Follower Gifts

Support group for sheep.

"OMG, LOL!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!"

"The way you kept yelling my name I thought you needed help!"

'No gold, frankincense and myrrh, I'm afraid. We were held up at gunpoint by the sheep.'

Sex and Violence....Hell and Brimstone.

The Five People You Will Meet in Hell.

Young Joseph began to think his brothers weren't playing hide & seek. (Biblical Joseph in the pit)

"What do you think of the new offering buckets Preacher?"

"Hey! Jesus! Shut the door, it's freezing in here. Anyone would think you were born in a barn!"

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."