Religious Comic Fans Gifts

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Om and Ommer

Male On Sunday

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy moly!"

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

Rex and the Ten Commands

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Hymns - Optional Extras

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Born again bees

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'