Religious Comic Fans Mugs

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Holy moly!"

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Male On Sunday

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Hymns - Optional Extras

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

Rex and the Ten Commands

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

'Born again bees