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Nun Birthday Parties. . .

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"OMG, LOL!"

Dogma

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Om and Ommer

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Male On Sunday

"Holy moly!"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King Penguin

Rex and the Ten Commands

"My Name is I AM, and I approve of this message."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Born again bees

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

True confession