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Dogma

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Male On Sunday

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Holy moly!"

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

Rex and the Ten Commands

Hymns - Optional Extras

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'A WOMAN? -- Well, I'll be damned!'

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

"Fine, but, what if we all took a vow of silence? Then how many monks would you see in cartoons?"

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"They are refering to the loaves and fishes as sandwiches."

'Born again bees

Money or no money, root of all evil?